Who said "fitness donut in my mouth" is a problem?
We certainly didn't because we're now serving up hot and fresh donut bumpers!
We knew we could lift donuts higher than Lard Lad and look better doing it, so we decided to bake up a fresh batch of donut plates that lift as good as they look!
We want to make sure we keep you looking fresh and delicious at the gym while you train.
Besides, you don't make friends with salad, but you will with these donut bumpers when you hit the gym.
Go ahead, turn the light on. No, not the powerlifting light.
We mean the other light that beckons you to come hither for hot and fresh donuts. And fresh they are.
The main ingredient in our donut bumper is gluten, with its "coiled spring" protein. The "coiled springs" create an elastic dough that gives our bumpers their signature toughness and durability.
We're pretty sure the gluten improves the mouthfeel too, but we don't recommend biting into these with your coffee in the morning.
Our donut bumpers also contain casein and whey proteins. (Don't go eating these bumpers for the gains! Lift them instead.)
The casein and whey absorb any dampness and is vital to extending the donut's freshness so you'll never have a stale lift.
These bumpers are made with the same legendary, Texas toughness as all our 10s, so expect no "tacos" and drop these donuts like it's hot!
You have ZERO worries about the pink icing or sprinkles falling off due to dropping.
Are these donuts made of yeast dough?
No, these always super fresh plates are made from long lasting polyurethane - great for bumper plates, but not so good with coffee!
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Who said "fitness donut in my mouth" is a problem?
We certainly didn't because we're now serving up hot and fresh donut bumpers!
We knew we could lift donuts higher than Lard Lad and look better doing it, so we decided to bake up a fresh batch of donut plates that lift as good as they look!
We want to make sure we keep you looking fresh and delicious at the gym while you train.
Besides, you don't make friends with salad, but you will with these donut bumpers when you hit the gym.
Go ahead, turn the light on. No, not the powerlifting light.
We mean the other light that beckons you to come hither for hot and fresh donuts. And fresh they are.
The main ingredient in our donut bumper is gluten, with its "coiled spring" protein. The "coiled springs" create an elastic dough that gives our bumpers their signature toughness and durability.
We're pretty sure the gluten improves the mouthfeel too, but we don't recommend biting into these with your coffee in the morning.
Our donut bumpers also contain casein and whey proteins. (Don't go eating these bumpers for the gains! Lift them instead.)
The casein and whey absorb any dampness and is vital to extending the donut's freshness so you'll never have a stale lift.
These bumpers are made with the same legendary, Texas toughness as all our 10s, so expect no "tacos" and drop these donuts like it's hot!
You have ZERO worries about the pink icing or sprinkles falling off due to dropping.
Are these donuts made of yeast dough?
No, these always super fresh plates are made from long lasting polyurethane - great for bumper plates, but not so good with coffee!
Original: $179.25
-70%$179.25
$53.77Product Information
Shipping & Returns
Who said "fitness donut in my mouth" is a problem?
We certainly didn't because we're now serving up hot and fresh donut bumpers!
We knew we could lift donuts higher than Lard Lad and look better doing it, so we decided to bake up a fresh batch of donut plates that lift as good as they look!
We want to make sure we keep you looking fresh and delicious at the gym while you train.
Besides, you don't make friends with salad, but you will with these donut bumpers when you hit the gym.
Go ahead, turn the light on. No, not the powerlifting light.
We mean the other light that beckons you to come hither for hot and fresh donuts. And fresh they are.
The main ingredient in our donut bumper is gluten, with its "coiled spring" protein. The "coiled springs" create an elastic dough that gives our bumpers their signature toughness and durability.
We're pretty sure the gluten improves the mouthfeel too, but we don't recommend biting into these with your coffee in the morning.
Our donut bumpers also contain casein and whey proteins. (Don't go eating these bumpers for the gains! Lift them instead.)
The casein and whey absorb any dampness and is vital to extending the donut's freshness so you'll never have a stale lift.
These bumpers are made with the same legendary, Texas toughness as all our 10s, so expect no "tacos" and drop these donuts like it's hot!
You have ZERO worries about the pink icing or sprinkles falling off due to dropping.
Are these donuts made of yeast dough?
No, these always super fresh plates are made from long lasting polyurethane - great for bumper plates, but not so good with coffee!
Original: $179.25
-70%$179.25
$53.77
